A Wasted Opportunity: White Van Rides and Free Candy

Gaylord Coctree wrote me recently: "Patricia, I have a question. I am a very generous person and enjoy giving candies to kids. I store the candies in my van, but when I ask them if they want to come get the candies, they just run away screaming for help. Why does this happen?"

Gaylord, thanks so much for asking.  You sound like a very generous kind-hearted man.  I, too have seen some kids running away from white vans with kind men inside merely offering them candy, and was puzzled, as I have always thought that children loved receiving candy and getting many cavities.  I soon figured out why it is this way.  Kids enjoy playing games, such as tag.  As soon as they see you have candy, they assume you are one of them, and therefore start running to encourage you to join in with their game of tag.  They are just trying to help you fit in and be accepted.  The kids will love it if you run after them, and they'll keep screaming from the thrill of it all.  Their parents, too, will appreciate that a fun-loving adult is offering to not only hand out treats and give rides in your van, but join in on the children's game.  I hope you continue being such a kind and child-friendly person.

-Patricia :)

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