Wow, a second eager beaver wants to get some advice from an old pro. Gertrude Finkergurd says,"I have troubles making friend. sfkbergbfjker. Sorry, that was my pet plant named Plant, he gets jealous when I talk to my computer pals. At the moment, he is my best friend, but there is this rock that's really starting to like me. Don't mean to brag, but I just got a text from my homie at the phone company. That's the third one this month, whatever, it's no big deal. Anyway, I could use some more friend right now."
Well Gertrude, making friends can be a challenge, but if you follow a few easy tips, you will have one in no time. First you stalk them, and follow them around everywhere. You will soon develop a strong bond, and who knows, they may even acknowledge your existence! You'll become closer once you have a conversation with them. They'll be so inspired by you at this point, that they'll be at a loss for words and try to speak to you using conversation starters such as "Get out of my house!" or "I'm going to call the cops!" If things are really going well, they may even say "Why are you always hanging out with that plant? It's a plant, it can't even talk!" When they say this, they are just extremely jealous that you want to spend time with the plant, and are trying to make their way into your group. Embrace their dream, and invite them and the plant over for a sleepover. At this point, they should be so flattered, they have to give in. At the sleepover, watch Romantic Comedies, eat popcorn, and paint each other's toes. Have a jovial time! By this point, it's safe to say that you have successfully made friend. :)
Good Luck!!!! <33333
-Trishie Delishie
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