Yohann's Blog Dilemma

I got a message in my comments from my good budday Yohann, who, like me, is just getting started on his blog.

"Hey, I need some advice. My blog ain't going so good, and I used all of the teenager sayings and such. I get little to no comments, and your blog is just so fun and exciting. Please tell me what I should do, and check out me blog at http://theflanfromyohann.blogspot.com"

First of all, I believe you mean "My blog isn't going to well". Now, the first step to having a supah poulah blog like mine, is to...be cool.  I have definitely fulfilled this requirement.  You...I mean...you took karate with your son.....that's kind of....well...it's just....you're sort of....of course you're cool, silly!  Post lots of really artistic pictures of like sunsets, or something.  People are suckers for that kind of thing!  Make your title rhyme, so it's fun, like mine.  I can see you've already done that, niceee.  Abbreve stuff, it makes people think you're cool.  Post about your life, people love that, although, I guess not everyone has as interesting a life as mine.  Use plenty of txt lingo, as I see you already have, such as lol (laugh on lions), omg (oh my goggles), lmfao (laugh my friendly arm off, a new one I learned!).  Replace to with 2, for with 4, you with u, see with c, your/you're with ur, and anything like that.  This will get your popularity up with the 12-17 age range.  After following my advice, your blog will have tonz of followers in no time! Good luck!
Love,
Patrish